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10 Things Not to Share with Your Co-workers

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Living, Work with tags , , on February 22, 2010 by Richard James Clark II

10 Things Not to Share with Your Co-workers


Article by Rachel Zupek and Stephanie Loleit, CareerBuilder.co.uk

Most of us spend more time at the workplace with colleagues than anywhere else (unfortunately!). So it just comes natural that we talk about many other things than simply work. In fact, this is even essential in order to build a good relationship with your co-workers. Maybe you go down the pub with them on Fridays and some of your colleagues you even count as real friends.

However, it is important to know where to draw the line. There are certain things co-workers need not know about each other, including religious and political views as well as personal issues, but some folks just can’t seem to keep their mouths shut.

Plus don’t forget — a casual conversation can easily turn into office gossip, which again can easily turn around to the one who spreads it — including yourself.

To avoid risking your professional image, here are 10 things to never share or discuss with your co-workers:

1. Salary information

What you earn is between you and Human Resources. Disclosure indicates you aren’t capable of keeping a confidence.

2. Medical history

Aches and pains, your latest operation, your infertility woes or the contents of your medicine cabinet, can be serious worries to you — and only you. To your employer, your constant medical issues make you seem like an expensive, high-risk employee.

3. Work complaints

Constant complaints about your workload, stress levels or the company will quickly make you the kind of person who never gets invited to lunch. If you don’t agree with company policies and procedures, address it through official channels or move on.

4. Cost of purchases

The spirit of keeping up with the Joneses is alive and well in the workplace, but you don’t want others speculating on the lifestyle you’re living — or if you’re living beyond your salary bracket.

5. Intimate details

Don’t share intimate details about your personal life. This is no one’s business other than yours and your partner’s. It also makes people uncomfortable. So keep your personal bedroom details private or people will snigger about you behind your back.

6. Politics or religion

Both faith and politics are very sensitive issues and people can be very passionate about them. You may alienate a co-worker or be viewed negatively in a way that could impact your career. Be discreet and don’t force your views on others.

7. Lifestyle changes and personal problems

Breakups, divorces and baby-making plans should be shared only if there is a need to know, and then maybe only to selected people in private. Otherwise, others will speak for your capabilities, desires and limitations on availability, whether there is any truth to their assumptions or not.

8. Blogs or social networking profile

Be careful about what you say in a social networking community or in your personal blog. This may be even more damaging than what you say in person as it could show a totally different side of you. Comments online can be seen by multiple eyes. An outburst of anger when you are having a bad day … can blow up in your face.

9. Hangovers and wild weekends

It’s perfectly fine to have fun during the weekend, but don’t talk about your wild adventures on Monday. That information can make you look unprofessional and unreliable.

10. Off-color or racially charged comments

You can assume your co-worker wouldn’t be offended or would think something is funny, but you never know. Don’t take that risk. Furthermore, even if you know for certain your colleague wouldn’t mind your comment, don’t talk about it at work. Others can easily overhear.

THE WORST 12 COVER SONGS IN MUSIC EVER

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Dance, Music, Urban Myths with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

THE WORST 12 COVER SONGS

Alot of songs have been covered and original songwriters have made a lot of money. It was common in the 60s for at least one Bob Dylan or Burt Bacharach song to be on most albums and in the 70’s this occurred less frequent. In the last 20 years artists have sampled from famous tracks and created better songs or horrible re-harshes.

But below is in my opinion the worst top 1 covered songs, the reason for this is due to awful singing, no imaginative re-working, pales in comparison to the original or just plain and simply awful.

Number 12

Girls Wanna Have Fun-Miley Cyrus

Her father was an awful singer with Achy Breaking heart, but this just reminds you why Americans youth is so messed up after listening to this I just wanted to piece my eardrums with forks. Dreadful and this is the cover of Cyndi Lauper’s infamous song, so this song had now messed up two generations of American children, should be banned for future governments.

Number 11

Faith-Limp Bizkit

The group is named after a rugby boys changing room game, so that doesn’t help. Then you massacre a classic 80’s song by George Michael. At first listen back in the late 90’s this song was more comical now 10 years later you just wonder why did anyone like Fred Durst or this group.

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Number 10

American Pie-Madonna

Classic 70’s song about the story of Buddy Holly written by Don Mclean, Madonna simply covered this song for the dreadful film ‘The Next Best Thing’ in which Rupert Everest has to pretend to love Madonna (I think that is hard for a straight man to do I.E Guy Ritchie). Hence the song has no real meaning and the video is just vacuous, and the next song released after this ‘American Life’, someone really should just hand Madonna a giro book and she should retire as she is quite embarrassing.

Number 9

911 Is A Joke-Duran Duran

Duran Duran covers a Public Enemy song, WTF? Duran Duran at this time was trying to find themselves as a group after their 80’s heyday, and this redneck version is like a poor song in the background of My Name Is Earl. Listen to this and cringe in despair

Number 8

Rocket Man-William Shatner

Yes, William Shatner (Captain Kirk) sings an Elton John song. Now you know what a HAM actor Shatner is, well his singing is no better, but the joke is he has released at least four albums in his lifetime. This was performed at a science fiction award show and presented by Bernie Taupin (the original writer) who must have been pissing himself back stage.

Number 7

Wild Thing Oliver Reed & Alex Higgins

The Troggs version in the 60’s was always tongue in cheek, but this cover is bizarre (the video is even stranger) and actually released to compete for a Christmas number one during the early 90’s. Oliver Reed being sober at this time was RARE (check interviews with Oliver Reed) and Alex Higgins the same. So to come up with this, a record company thought this would be a great tax write off, because it is that dreadful.

Number 6

Billie/Thriller-Ian Brown

Ian Brown has legendary status in his field of alternative/indie but he released in the late 90’s a double A side of Billie Jean and Thriller. Now most people try not to cover Michael Jackson due to respect or not wanting to ruin original classic songs, so why did Ian Brown think he could do these songs justice. The word my friends is EGO, as again both of these versions are lifeless and soulless, something usually people don’t associate with Michael Jackson’s music. Find this on youtube to Listen and weep.

Number 5

The Tide Is High/Eternal Flame-Atomic Kitten

EMI had a problem with Atomic Kitten; they did ok for a pop group with their unmemorable songs but not making enough money so they were going to be dropped unless they had good songs that made some revenue as it was costing the record company a lot of wasted money. So some brainiac in the record company thought lets get them to sing a cover. Eternal Flame covered by Atomic Kitten became a Number One record after their first dreadful song Number One single Whole Again. Now their was a new problem, the group had to make more money to ride on the success, so they created a soulless version of the Tide is High The Blondie version is bearable for a pop song, a cover of an old reggae song-which never gets heard very much. The Atomic Kitten version is different and has a new bridge section, which if you hear, it was not needed. Xenomania produced this and other awful pop songs by Girls Aloud, The Saturdays and the list goes on, this teaches you that sometimes songs should be left alone.

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Number 4

Papa Don’t Preach-Kelly Osbourne

This whiny adolescent tramp wannabe thought she had so much talent after the success of reality TV show The Osbourne’s. Well bad news for Kelly,

• Your mum Sharon is a great business women
• Your Dad Ozzy is a talented musician and is part of rock royality
• Your brother has a personality which you lack

Kelly you are a famous nobody and quite frankly you should stay under a rock. This her first song released on her first album a cover of a Madonna classic and the joke is Kelly hates Madonna songs, but the music industry and world didn’t buy into Kelly’s music career for too long she got dropped after her second album, there is justice in the world.

Number 3

Dancing In The Street-David Bowie and Mick Jagger

A great Motown classic butchered by two actually Rock Legends who should have known better. The worst thing about this version it was a number one when the original failed to be. Plus they seem to have this need to teach primary children countries around the world, and both of them in the video look like they will break into a fight. Plus I am sure a mistake in the video when Bowie is singing at 1:34, Mick Jagger is drinking a can of coke, plus watch the syncing.

copy this link into your browser, and laugh at Bowie and Jaggers butchered version of this classic song.

Number 2

Like A Virgin-Lords Of The New Church

Well Madonna butchered American Pie and Kelly Osbourne destroyed Papa don’t Preach. However a group can destroy a Madonna classic in the most unusual way, so awful it makes you wonder the A&R scout didn’t get instantly sacked for this.

Number 1

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart feat Macy Gray/ButterCup-ODB

ODB is sadly not with us; he is no doubt one of the most original MC ‘s in Hip–Hop history. For some reason though and I don’t think he thought he could sing, but for some reasons ODB believed he should release songs. Don’t go breaking my hear was originally a hit for Kiki Dee and Elton John and then again for Rupaul and Elton John, and others have covered this song. So it is not like it has much creditability., but oh yes ODB has gone one further and actually made it comical and butchered the song. Plus to add insult to injury he has Macy Gray as the female lead. This is probably the weirdest duet in music history.

However ODB has not just covered one song in his short musical career, others in his repertoire is Cold Blooded by Rick James, and a weird version of The Foundations-Buttercup. Which we have the link here for you below also.

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

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Alfie, 13, not father of baby? Sex Education is Poor?

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Diet, Education, Folklore, Food & Drink, Health and Beauty, Living, News Media, Politics, Religion, Romance, Science, Sex, TV, Urban Myths with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

Sex Education Is Poor?

Ok two headlines in the last two days about

A mother who finds out her twins have different fathers and a 13 year old-who was actually 12 years old (not much better really) finds out he isn’t a father to a 15 year old girl’s baby .

Now I am not a prude but what is f*cking going on?

Sex education in the UK is at a all-time low

We have every form of contraception in the Western Civilised world but people as young as 12 are pregnant.

In world wide cultures this can occur but it is not advised….but their are countries where they can’t even afford contraception and then this happens in countries which have a decent welfare/monetary system.

Read the latest headline-But I am not being snobby but the people who seem to be making the mistakes are the very poor and this has got to stop…they need to be educated or neuted (this is what you would do to animals!) even if it is advised on television or the welfare system doesn’t support this disgusting behaviour.

As frankly I am getting sick of this CRAP!

READ ON

Little Alfie Patten, reported to have become a parent at the age of 13, did not father a baby, it has been revealed.

In February, The Sun newspaper reported the teenager believed he had made Chantelle Stedman, 15, pregnant when he was aged just 12.

A DNA test has since shown this is not the case and it can now be reported that Tyler Barker, 15, who lives on the same estate as Chantelle in Eastbourne, is in fact the father of baby Maisie, who was born on February 9.

The result can be revealed after East Sussex County Council failed in an attempt to ban reports of the case.

A judgment, made last month by Mrs Justice Eleanor King, said Chantelle had been called a “slut” by four people she did not know. The teenager said “I was crying a lot every day” and feared that the insults would “go on forever”.

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Alfie was “extremely distressed” when he was told he was not the baby’s father in March, the judgment revealed. At the time the story was published, Alfie, who lives with his mother Nicola, 43, in Eastbourne, said he “thought it would be good to have a baby”.

The story renewed calls for better sex education in England, which has the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in western Europe.

But Now READ on about

A parent who gets banned from a swimming pool Breastfeeding her child-talk about double standards

Breastfeeding ‘broke no food rule’

A mother has been told to stop breastfeeding her baby boy by a swimming pool as it breached a leisure centre’s strict poolside ban on food and drink.

Laura Whotton was left fuming when a member of staff said she could not feed 11-week-old Joshua by the pool at John Carroll Leisure Centre, in Nottingham.

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The 26-year-old, from Carrington, in the city, was feeding her hungry baby there so she could keep an eye on her son Thomas, four.

Nottingham City Council insisted there had been “a misunderstanding” and has promised to apologise to Ms Whotton.

It is also issuing new guidelines to its leisure centre staff.

A council spokeswoman said: “The rules are that there’s definitely no food and drink poolside, but breastfeeding is exempt from that rule. People can breastfeed anywhere.”

Ms Whotton told the Nottingham Evening Post: “When it happened, it made me feel angry.

“It could put people off going swimming and has made me not want to go to the John Carroll Leisure Centre again. But an apology would be fine.”

WHERE IS THE LOGIC

COMMENTS PLEASE-I CAN’T BE ALONE THINKING THIS IS WACK!

Mum’s Shock At Twins With Different Dads

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Diet, Education, Folklore, Health and Beauty, News Media, Religion, Sex, TV, Urban Myths with tags , , , on May 18, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

Mum’s Shock At Twins With Different Dads

A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Paternity tests then revealed what had happened – two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.

Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

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She told TV channel Fox 4: “Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked.”

Clear Diagnostics president Genny Thibodeaux said: “It is very crazy. Most people don’t believe it can happen, but it can.”

Sky’s health correspondent Thomas Moore explains: “A woman can release two eggs from her ovaries, and the eggs will remain viable for 24 hours after ovulation.

“Sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman’s body, so a woman could sleep with different men several days apart, and get pregnant not once, but twice.”

And while it sounds rare, recent research indicates that one in 12 non-identical twins are so-called bi-paternal, with a rise in fertility treatment and changing sexual behaviour being blamed.

Mia’s partner James Harrison is father to one of the boys.

He told Fox 4 that he had forgiven his fiancee for having the affair and intended to raise both children as his own.

However, he admitted it had been tough discovering the truth.

“It’s a day by day thing. It’s going to take time to build the trust like we had,” he said.

The couple plan to tell the twins they are half-brothers when they are old enough to understand.

5 Massive Hit Songs That Almost Didn’t Get Released-Cracked.com

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Dance, Folklore, Literature and Books, Music, Nights Out, Politics, Racism, Romance, Urban Myths with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 10, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

5 Massive Hit Songs That Almost Didn’t Get Released-Cracked.com

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We like to think we all know a hit song when we hear one. If we don’t, we like to at least think that guys like Quincy Jones and Keith Richards know a hit song when they hear one (it’s sort of their job).

Apparently, it’s not as easy as we thought, as a lot of classic songs almost never made it out of the studio.

#5. “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” – Rolling Stones

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Like most awesome things, this song originated in the middle of the night. Unlike most awesome things, this song originated in Florida. During the Rolling Stones 1965 US tour, Keith Richards woke up suddenly for reasons that shockingly had nothing to do with heroin. He had a riff in his head that was harder to shake than his heroin habit. Keith Richards. Heroin. Get it? Anybody?

Anyway, the story goes that Richards got up and recorded the riff and the phrase “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” before dozing off. The next day, Keith and Mick fleshed out the track, and immediately Keith began to hate the shit out of his late night inspiration. At first his complaint was that the song was too “folksy.” And we all know that the last thing the music buying public of 1965 wanted was “folksy” sounding rock music.

It didn’t stop there. Keith later admitted that he considered the title “…just a working title. It could have been ‘Aunt Millie’s Caught Her Left Tit In The Mangle.’ I thought of it as just a little riff, an album filler. I never thought it was commercial enough to be a single.” He expressed concerns that the riff sounded too similar to Martha And The Vandella’s “Dancing In The Street,” and would’ve been happier if the riff was just quietly tucked away somewhere, never to be talked about again.

Eventually the rest of the band had to drag Richards into the studio and force him to record the song that he wrote and showed them in the first place. Even then, he considered his guitar part a scratch track and the recording an unfinished demo. Keith just wasn’t satisfied.

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Fortunately, all the other band members, their manager, the sound engineer and we assume several wandering passersby all outvoted Richards by a landslide to release the single. The song spent two weeks at #1, and Richards’s throwaway scratch track become one of the Rolling Stone’s most recognizable anthems, and boosted sales of the Gibson fuzzbox he used on the recording to the point where supplies ran out by the end of the year.

As a sidebar, in light of the fact that Richards never went back to claim it, some of us in the Cracked writers pool have decided to use the song title “Aunt Millie’s Caught Her Left Tit In The Mangle” for our in-house garage metal band DIKCHOKE. Expect an exclusive release on our Myspace page later this year.

#4.”Kiss” – Prince

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Love him or hate him, we can’t deny that Prince conquered pop music in the mid-80s, slapped its ass, pulled its hair and convinced it to do more than a few things it would regret later.

In 1986, Prince was at the top of his game and had started taking other bands under his dainty, bedazzled wing, like Morris Day’s band The Time and the “chick who’s humping Prince” project Appolynia 6. Also this band Mazarati but, as you’ll soon see, no one really gives a damn about Mazarati.

Prince was diverse and talented enough to realize when he was writing a song that wasn’t a Prince song. Such was the case, at the time, with “Kiss” which, believe it or not, was composed as a folksy/country song. Unable to finish it, he brought the demo track to his pet project du jour, Mazarati.

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Unimpressed and kinda pissed, the band spent an entire day in the Paisley Park studio with engineer David Z completely rebuilding the track from the ground up. They retired for the night not believing the track was good enough. Or so they thought.

David Z returned the next morning to find Prince in the studio, tightening up his own freshly-recorded guitar and vocal tracks to the song. Reacting to Z’s stunned confusion, Prince retorted that “This song is too good for you guys. I’m taking it back.” This decision is likely the reason you had probably never heard of Mazarati before today.

Prince started cutting. He dropped the bass guitar off the track, along with all instruments but voice, guitar, drum machine and backing vocals. The result was shockingly sparse; only nine tracks were included in the mix down (most modern pop songs include roughly that many tracks for the vocals alone).

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When the people at Warner heard it, they kind of wondered where, you know, all the instruments and stuff were (they said it sounded like a demo). So if you’re keeping score, the song was rejected by Prince, rejected by a shitty almost-Prince funk band and then reimagined as a sparse, bass-less song which was then almost rejected by the label.

Prince, probably after crossing his arms and whimpering in falsetto, told them that was the track they were getting and they better just deal with it. After a massive fight, the label reluctantly released it.

“Kiss” hit #1, and proved a triumph for a musician who was given more artistic freedom than pretty much any since. As for Mazarati, well, Prince later provided them with an outtake song by The Time called “Jerk Out” that made it nowhere until The Time took it back and made another # 1 hit off of it.

Seriously, after doing the research for this, we here at Cracked have been sending Mazarati friend requests on their official Myspace page, possibly one of the saddest official Myspace band pages ever. In-house Cracked band DIKCHOKE has only been around as long as this article, and we’ve already accumulated twice as many friends.

#3.”Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” – Eurythmics

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Believe it or not, there was a point when no one had ever heard of Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart–better known as Eurythmics, even better known as the scary chick in the tuxedo and the guy playing the cello in the cow pasture and even better known as “that 80s band that wrote that Marilyn Manson song.” That “song,” “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This),” almost didn’t exist because the band, dropped from their label after a lackluster and hit less first album, almost completely dissolved before composing it.

In 1982, the band, which had started in 1980, had yet to make a single that even approached the minor success of their previous band. Their first album was plagued by management troubles, and by the time they were recording “Sweet Dreams,” they were reduced to recording in an improvised “home studio” (read: attic of a warehouse) and were in-between labels.

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Their arguments became more severe–which tends to happen when you combine artists with poverty–to the point where Lennox could not take it anymore and threatened to leave. Then, with a cold suaveness more easily expected from James Bond than a pasty synth-pop composer, Stewart replied “Okay, fine, you don’t mind if I go ahead and program the drum computer then, do you?” (he’s British, so we don’t know if “drum computer” is a euphemism for something filthy, but we’d guess that, no, it is not). And there, with Dave Stewart fucking around on a drum machine, and Annie Lennox curled up on the floor sobbing, commenced what is likely the most awkward, creepy and uncomfortable recording session since Phil Spector held a gun to Leonard Cohen’s head.

While screwing around, Stewart accidentally reversed a synthesized bass line, and holy shit did it sound badass. Badass enough that Lennox “could not resist” getting on her keyboard and laying down a synth line. The words just came to her and she improvised the lyrics and vocals right there in one take. From the looks of it, they probably made up the “plot” of the music video on the spot right then too.

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Of course, this incident just followed the standard behavioral instinct of “if you’re in the middle of an argument that angry sex can’t solve, just get on the computer” that most guys possess. Except instead of playing World Of Warcraft until four in the morning, Dave Stewart put together an international hit song, and married one of the chicks from Bananarama. Kind of puts your life in perspective, doesn’t it?

#2. “What’s Going On” – Marvin Gaye

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Marvin Gaye is responsible for more unstoppable sex than prison. We owe so much to “Let’s Get it On,” and the fact that at one time Marvin Gaye wasn’t given his way is downright terrifying, but it’s true. About a decade into his career, Gaye had already established himself as an extraordinarily singular Motown talent, despite frequently bristling against the regimented structure of the Detroit label. But in 1970, after a crumbling marriage and the death of close friend/duet partner Tammi Terrell, Gaye became suddenly reflective and nearly ready to quit music altogether, even going so far as to try out for that year’s draft of the Detroit Lions.

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The main thing Marvin had resented about the Motown system was its separation of songwriter, performer and producer as individual cogs of a hit-making machine whose responsibilities and talents were not to be mixed. With some production credit under his belt–with Motown session-band The Originals–and new songwriting partners Al Cleveland and Renaldo Benson of Four Tops fame, Marvin Gaye was ready to break out of his previous station in the machine and take control of all aspects of his destiny; his decision to buck the system influenced countless other talented artists–from peers like Stevie Wonder to later artists like Michael Jackson and Prince–to also take production and songwriting control of their product. He was about to completely shake up the music industry, but first he had to get released.

“What’s Going On” pleads for understanding. In the background of the master track, you can hear a party going on from which Gaye’s voice is markedly detached; a lonely, but passionate, voice in the crowd. The result of Gaye’s complex songwriting, mixed with his abilities as a producer and an arranger was startlingly different from anything previously released by Motown. When the final master 45 was presented for release, The CEO of Motown called it “the worst record he had ever heard.” Oh, did we mention that the CEO of Motown, Barry Gordy Jr., was Marvin Gaye’s brother-in-law?

Gordy apparently believed that the music-buying public at the time would not be able to identify with a heartfelt cry of confusion and despair over social unrest and injustice. We here at Cracked are guessing he hadn’t picked up a newspaper since early November of 1963.

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Marvin stood his ground, however, threatening to walk away from music forever and, after a short stand-off, “What’s Going On” was released, and critical and commercial response was almost instant. It became Motown’s fastest selling single, the biggest hit of 1971, became Gaye’s signature song–even topping out all the other massive hit songs he was already known for–and paved the way for the even more massive hit album “Let’s Get It On.”

#1.”Billie Jean” – Michael Jackson

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Off The Wall was Michael Jackson’s first album outside of the Jackson 5 franchise and his initial departure from Motown. He regarded it as his finest work, and it actually did well both critically and commercially, but it wasn’t enough. He felt cheated that Off The Wall didn’t win Album Of The Year, and he wasn’t going to be happy until he was at the helm of something too big to ignore. In his first step, he did something every 21-year-old has dreamed of doing and fired the shit out of his dad.

With producer Quincy Jones, the two collaborated on a monolithic pop masterpiece. It’s estimated that 300 original songs were penned for the project and condensed down to nine.

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While composing “Billie Jean,” Jackson knew he had a hit. He frequently relates a story about leaving the studio so focused on the song that he didn’t even notice that the car he was in was on fire. Strangely enough, a few years later during the recording of a Pepsi commercial featuring a revamped version of the track, he caught the fuck on fire again. Once is a weird coincidence, twice is just damn spooky.

Jacko may have thought he had a hit, but Quincy Jones sure as hell didn’t think so. Quincy thought the track, inspired by a homicidal-suicidal stalker and that apparently made its singer burst into flames, was “too weak” for the album. He hated the demo, especially the bass-line, and he wanted to change the title. Eventually he relented, insisting amongst his studio musicians that this track needed to have a “unique sonic personality” to be worthwhile. Vocal overdubs were sung through giant cardboard tubes and the drum pattern was overlayed with sounds of cinder blocks and chunks of wood. They even brought in a guy to play something called a lyricon, an instrument that looks like it should have been played by a member of the Mos Eisley pub band.

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So the track made the album, but its problems didn’t end there: MTV refused to air the video. MTV’s policy at the time was that black performers were not “rock” enough; a view that’s shocking not only because it’s racist as all hell, but also laughably ignorant of music history. It took Walter Yetnikoff, president of CBS, the record label Jackson was on, threatening to both pull all CBS artist’s videos off of MTV and publicly exposing them as the racist fuckwits they were to get the “Billie Jean” video on rotation. Rotation that quickly became heavy rotation as the song rocketed up the charts.

“Billie Jean,” as you know, became a massive hit, Jackson got his Album Of The Year, and Thriller went on to become, by all accounts, the best-selling album of all time. Having achieved everything he had set out to do and significantly more, Michael Jackson moved to his dream home at Neverland Ranch and lived happily ever after… oh wait.

Jade Goody The Musical?-I am afraid so….

Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Living, News Media, Nights Out, Politics, Racism, Romance, Selling Items, Theatre with tags , , , , , , , on April 23, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

Ok, I don’t like being cynical, I really don’t, but this is going toooooooo far……………..

The article I read today, it has been edited by myself…

Jade Goody musical planned

Hope this never gets going..for the love of GOD…

Thu Apr 23 05:39PM by TV Editor
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A former business partner and friend of reality star Jade Goody has confirmed that plans are underway for a stage musical about her life.

Danny Hayward told the BBC that dates for auditions for the lead role would be announced in three weeks’ time, so they can cash in on the death of the reality star…and another reality TV show on the way, like we have never seen any of them….Trash TV at it’s finest, a worthy tribute to Jade indeed…

He said: “Jade was just an ordinary,foul-mouthed, council estate, narrow minded racist girl (unintelligent,no great ideals and pretty much an idiot, who cashed in on fame) and the person (another desperate idiot) who plays her will reflect that. The most important thing is to give someone a break, just like she got.”

HMMMMMMM!……Really and I bet the story will be riveting and earth shattering too. Why would anyone watch this but then this is a country who condemns someone one minute and then praises her like Princess Di, wonders never cease to amaze me, and all announced on St George’s Day.

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Hayward, who was one of the best men at Jade’s wedding, said that he is currently working on the script and hiring a creative team for the project ( a bunch of mugs who also want to cash in on fame-maybe Andrew Lloyd Webber perhaps).

He added: “(Jade’s) dream as a little girl was to be in a musical (as Jabba the Hut in Star Wars, or Maria from Sound Of Music, or a slag from Jack The Ripper) so obviously when she passed away it felt fitting to do something like this.”

A love Scene with Jack missing his electronic tag and his knife to avoid paying taxi fare…..

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Jade’s former publicist Max Clifford (another sleaze ball-who probably preys on young women to molest them) is also believed to be in talks with several film companies about making a movie based on Goody, called Goody-The Racist and the sequel ‘Revenge of the racist Pig”

Would you go to watch a musical about Jade Goody? No……

Who should play the reality star? Why not bring her back to life and use robotics (shit as we are working on crass!) or use Miss Piggy…

Let us know what you think about the idea?……

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Posted in Cartoons, Comedy, Music with tags , , , , on April 13, 2009 by Richard James Clark II

Ok i was checking Youtube videos and i found a company that does little shorts

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but here is the clip i love,