The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers-Is they Don’t Eat You

Silly Blog I know

BUT

When I woke up this morning, running around getting ready for work, I realised about children’s books and TV programmes

The one what was at the forefront of my mind was Winnie The Pooh

A Bear called Pooh? MMMMMMMM!

Then I thought of the story where the characters told Tigger to leave the 100 Acre wood, which is sad and I remember being upset at this as Tigger was my favourite character, Pooh Bear was sad about this, but Rabbit, Piglet, Eeyore and the others wanted him gone.

So as you know the story goes on and eventually they look for him and he helps save Rabbit, who in turn thanks him..

Happy Tigger pushing Piglet in Flowers

Happy Ending-In Reality NO!

A Real Tiger

Tigger is a TIGER who lives in a forest (not a jungle), and he gets told to basically F*Ck OFF by a little pig, Donkey, and a stupid hyperactive Rabbit

This docile stupid looking Rabbit

They should be lucky Tigger didn’t decide to eat them all, look at Sher Khan in Jungle Book he nearly kills Baloo, a bear 6 times the size of Pooh.

If I was Tigger I would have gone scitzo if a rabbit told me to bugger off, Tigger should have made a rabbit and carrot stew and blackmailed Pooh for his house so he didn’t eat Piglet or the beautiful tough meat of Kanga or Roo

Kanga is a single mum who would help her out OWL?

OWL gets in flap when he gets flooded let alone when a tiger is ready for his dinner BBQ Rabbit

So next time someone bigger annoys you, allow sometimes as mark my words

It won’t be like the Winnie The Pooh stories, but how fast can you run before being beaten..

A picture of Tigger ready to pin his Human Prey and devour him